Me? Who even knows?
It's probably best to start with facts.
The name's Matt.
I'm 21, from Melbourne, Australia. I love this place.
I am studying at uni, 2 more there will be the death of me but will set me up for life.
Like anyone, family and friends mean the world.
My obsessions include cars and video games.
I have ridiculous sleeping habits
I believe everyone has a balance of good and evil in them, it just presents itself in each person differently.
I love just being sometimes.
I like my music LOUD.
I do things at the wierdest times.
My blog is my brain on a page, well, what I like about it.
So yeah, that's it for now, have a squiz and ask away.
I'm nice and won't bite :)

 

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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