Me? Who even knows?
It's probably best to start with facts.
The name's Matt.
I'm 21, from Melbourne, Australia. I love this place.
I am studying at uni, 2 more there will be the death of me but will set me up for life.
Like anyone, family and friends mean the world.
My obsessions include cars and video games.
I have ridiculous sleeping habits
I believe everyone has a balance of good and evil in them, it just presents itself in each person differently.
I love just being sometimes.
I like my music LOUD.
I do things at the wierdest times.
My blog is my brain on a page, well, what I like about it.
So yeah, that's it for now, have a squiz and ask away.
I'm nice and won't bite :)

 

You have just made me broke, lucky you’re pretty #vw #volkswagen #jetta #car #jet #silver #turbo #fsi #mkv #mk5 #mk5jetta #oem #european #euro #melbourne #australia #seriouslyguysimbroke #goddammit

You have just made me broke, lucky you’re pretty #vw #volkswagen #jetta #car #jet #silver #turbo #fsi #mkv #mk5 #mk5jetta #oem #european #euro #melbourne #australia #seriouslyguysimbroke #goddammit

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

magicul:

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

magicul:

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

(Source: iraffiruse)

madam-chiko:

krnjesus:

inhalecar0lina:

I can’t stop watching this. Its incredible how everybody else in the car ducks down after President Kennedy is shot, except Jackie. She puts her arm around him and doesn’t even think to lower herself. 

Damn son

Holy true fucking love.

madam-chiko:

krnjesus:

inhalecar0lina:

I can’t stop watching this. Its incredible how everybody else in the car ducks down after President Kennedy is shot, except Jackie. She puts her arm around him and doesn’t even think to lower herself. 

Damn son

Holy true fucking love.

(Source: real-hiphophead)

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

(via eatpraylonely)

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