Me? Who even knows?
It's probably best to start with facts.
The name's Matt.
I'm 22, from Melbourne, Australia. I love this place.
I am studying at town planning at uni, in my fifth and final year. Recently started a job I love, in the field I love. Like...

 

fandomshavecollided:

I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.

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versacemom:

whoredrigo:

meanplastic:

IM HOLLERING

This show was still the best thing to happen to TV

What am I gonna do with a titty apple

reguess1997:

pileof3pancakes:

officalsuper-k:

secondclassvines:

“what my sims do when im offline”

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

Ok but why does this look like some new meme format

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nonbinaryjew:

closet-keys:

pleasekeepthisasecret:

Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he’s ever done….. and it’s very sexy of him.

The bar is on the ground

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werewolfie:

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

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like this is hysterical

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